My Realm

Meet me - know me - read my posts and try to figure me! Well I am someone who is always thirsty for adventure, someone who simply hates playing sheep(u know the types - follow the herd!). An enthusiastic trekker, who loves to travel and ever ready for one of those wierd new found sports- luv to make new friends and njoy being my family's pet :)!

Friday, July 18, 2008

Lo kallo baat !

As I write this post , I am reminded of Namak Hallal - "Lo kallo baat ! Arre babuji aisi English aave that I can leave Angrej behind!! You see sir, I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English because English is a very funny language. ..."

Well I had to face the music myself. English sure is a funny language. When "I can do something" or "something can be done by me" while "something could have had been done by me" and definitely "if I will have said to have had done something" then it does get confusing.

I was hit bad by the tense bug. In a mail I wrote , there was a statement "GroupA have not tested the same with FEATURE-X enabled since there seems to have had been an understanding that the feature enablement would only be for ProductA and not ProductB" . The bold-ed text created all the confusion and made my head go spin.

Mandar refused to believe I was correct and Piyush eventually agreed I was right. I had to give them this explanation (my explanatory-knowledge for verbs and pronouns nouns etc, has taken a downward fall, hence could not explain the same in those contexts but rather in a more manageable and layman-ish way) This is what I said:

"The only other possibility was "since they seem to have had and understanding...." now since I used past participle with reference to an event .. the "since they..." changes to "since there..." and so " seem" would change to "seems" so "since there seems to have.." .. now the tense I use is past participle in perfect tense .. hence the "had" comes into play and so "since there seems to have had" now if I say "since there seems to have had an understanding" then this statement refers to a void which would mean that the understanding was done by "there" where there refers to nothing (basically a bad grammatic construct).. so we have to use "been" and then it creates the bridge between the referrer and the referee so the statement becomes "...since there seems to have had been an understanding...". Maybe I am completely wrong .. but this is what I believe in and would not budge from it." (I agree my knowledge of pas perfect and participle is jolly bad here- but does not mean my sentence is bad )

I know its too lame and loose to prove my statement. Mandar stood his ground saying "Your sentence is a very good example of Pig's English. I was taught Queen's English at school."

And so I started to read of past , present, past perfect, present perfect, past/present perfect continuous tenses. Oh man! am I out of touch with the basics of grammar! Sure I can speak right but ask me to explain in terms of tenses and verbs and adjectives etc etc. you will enjoy watching me go blank and dumb :)

So yes as for my sentence which created the confusion , I am jolly happy its correct but feel irritated not to give it a convincing explanation!

Labels:

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Hike...

What is it about salary hikes, why all the fuss? the mental attitudes? and make and break of good ties. Well hikes is money and nothing but that could be the sole culprit of this fuss.

Edya: Hey man you met you manager today, so what are the figures dude.. .how much??
Idiot: Ummm.. no man... just met him for some work related stuff...
Edya: Ah ok....
Sometime later Idiot thinking to himself...

Idiot: Saala is manager ki to ... mujhe 5% hike aur Megaidiot ko 20%!!! aur yeh Edya to yeda hi hai .. paise ka kuch lena dena hi nahi ...

Sometime later...
Megaidiot: HEy dude... wazzup
Edya: HEy man... so how much ...
Megaidiot: Ah.. how much can the company afford man.. the same .. not much same as everyone.. (smiles and giggles)
Edya: (Suspicious) Hmm true... see ya

Sometime earlier...
Idiot: How much did you get man...
Megaidiot: HEy don't tell anyone but I got 20% what about you...
Idiot: I don't know.. yet to meet the manager...

in a few minutes...
Manager: Idiot... you have gotten 5%
Idiot : (heart sinks)... why
Manager: blah blah blah blah blah .....
Idiot: BLAH.. BLAH .. BLAH .. BLAH..!!!
Manager: blah blah blah
Idiot: (thinking to himself) Saala... Megaidiot gets 20 and me 5 :(


Back to current times...
Edya Pagal and Gandela discussing the hikes they just got

Edya: Damn this manager man... just 4% ... return me my lent money guyz :( :) (trying hard to smile)
Pagal: Haan kya ... what happened inside? What did you tell the manager...
Edya: blah blah blah blah....
Gandela: OK...
Pagal: Do you know Idiot already knows his percentage.. saala jhoot bolta hai...
Edya: hmm (trying hard to keep up with reality thinking to himself) people getting 13 15 and 10 % hikes .. dammit
Gandela: Well that means Pagal has to give the party .. the max percentage amongst us
Pagal: Pagal ho gaye ho kya.. We need the party from Gandela for his numbers !
Edya: First return me my lent money .. my bank account is running dry :)

All characters in this story are fictitious and any resemblance with any one alive or dead is purely coincidental :)

Labels:

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Back to Sketching...

"वळू मंझॆ देवाच्या नावाने सोड्लेला बैल।"... That's how the movie Valu starts off. A very cool and cozy movie. Hilarious and witty too. Loved this movie so much so, bought a DVD of the same.

Soon I decided to rekindle one of my old hobbies - drawing/sketching. So one fine day post office rode down to Venus Traders and picked myself a "good-quality" sketch book and a few pencils. The next couple of days were spent simply admiring the quality of that sketch book :). Well I had to draw and I needed a subject, so my first sketch was that from a news paper. Not too great but just gave me a feel of things.

The following day, I decided to sketch something from Valu. So decided on picking up a scene from the movie where a sketchup of the wild bull is presented. It did seem pretty simplistic, but getting back to the sketching lingo took a few minutes to get used to.

Eventually in about an hour's time at about 12:30am mid-night I was done with my sketch. And boy did it come out well.. it really looked good, this is how it looked:Got a lot of appreciations from friends and family and that made me play more with that pic. Also the fact that some of my friends did not know about my drawing abilities, they simply mocked me saying I modified the original image in some image editing software :), this remark in itself was one of the best appreciations I could get. So took this picture used Adobe Photoshop to add a few colors and man did it come out well:
Just hope to keep up with more sketches, it sure is a stress buster! Still remember the way I got engrossed simply shading the bull, every stroke had to be light and right the choice of pencils had to be correct and the fingers had to quickly brush the lead to shade it right.

Labels: